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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brad Pitt from LA, CA.
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Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. Also, I will need a photo of your tits, 3 ounces of your slut sauce, and one large squash.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by drunken_editor from the Heart.
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cactus is green,
poop is brown
the sky is blue
so why don’t we screw?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by maddawg18 from Georgia.
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How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Learn from Me.
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Holy smokes, you are a fat one aren’t you? May I buy you a diet coke?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by butt sauce shake ice cold from as ass and blended for breakfast.
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Say cutie, do you have any of that butt sauce left from your last cleansing?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by carved skin from a goat’s anus, makes a good condom..
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Madam, would you please get your spare tire out of the way so I can fit my luggage into your trunk?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by sometimes one can get sex from making an offer they can’t refuse.
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Hey, if you don’t suck my cock, I’m going to call your boyfriend and tell him that I just fucked your ass and came in your mouth!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by they will get money from you one way or another.
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are you going to be a whore about this or can we fuck for free?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by the secret from me is that girls are cock hungry slaves.
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wanna wimper, beg, and face-mash my balls cute stuff?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by sdave from Empty.
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I was going to come over here and offer you the best orgasm you’ve ever had but I wasn’t sure if I should do that for you.It will probably make the rest of your sexual encounters seem so dull and boring.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by paramedic from Empty.
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"I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There’s your future."
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by jack from MI.
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So, they lied when they said no babe would be caught dead in a place like this… because look a the gorgeous girl over there.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by IzzyDedjet from pussy overdose.
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Roses are red
Orchids are black
I like you bestWhen you’re flat on your back.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by bruised from so much kneeling.
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Knees now missile tits!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.
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Instant messages
7/19/2010 2:22:20 AM what the fuck does RuiYV mean? 7/10/2010 4:18:49 AM RuiYV 6/22/2010 12:53:27 AM because all they think about is cock and shoes. 6/9/2010 1:31:58 AM God why are girls so freaking brain dead. it is easy 6/9/2010 1:31:35 AM okay girls prove that one of you at least is smart enoug to work this 5/17/2010 10:09:08 AM stop being anti-social and show your tits or something.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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Ask her:"would you suck mt cock for a million $’s"her respose---then drop it to 100,000then to 50,000then to 10,000then to 1,000when she asks what are you tryin to prove with this questioning, tell her, "well, we’ve already established that your a whore, now we just gottan haggle over the price,"
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