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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Jim T. from Riverside, CA.
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What the hell are you looking at?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by big weasel from texas.
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roses are red violets are blue i’m hoping your drunk so lets get outta here and screw
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Oreo69 from borrington ,CT.
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What’s Long, Slick, And full of seamen/ A submarine
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by remove your cock from the sluts pussy.
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"Hi there, would you like to dance - because I heard the next song is for ugly sluts only."
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Kat from slut land.
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Hey baby, I’ll fuck you so well the NEIGHBORS will be having a cigarette when we’re done.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Chris from the womb of a pregnant woman.
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if you where a bag of chips and I was a battery, I would be Eveready and you would be Frito-Lay.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Mini Me from nobody fucking knows.
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*Guy* Can I buy you a drink?
*Girl* What was that?
*Guy* Would you like a drink...It’s on the house...
*Girl* sorry but I cant hear you over your mom callin....
I think she said she needs help with her douche?
You might want to go and check on her and make sure she
didnt put it up the wrong hole.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by grows her tits from sucking down gallons of sperm.
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You know, they say that drinking sperm makes a girl’s tits bigger. From the looks of it, you better start sucking down a lot of sperm right away.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by ab from NC.
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If Virginia is for Lovers, you must be from West Virginia because it’s for cousins.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by sucked off from a slut in the corner.
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Hi there, I have great news for you. You were lucky enough to be hear just at the right time to get your mouth fucked over there in the corner. Oh, first get me a beer.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Iggy from Empty.
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You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from france.
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hi ime the owner have a drink on me ! what are you drinking
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Kyle from STL, USA.
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Wow, did it hurt?-What? (says the lady/gentleman)When that truck hit you in the face! OHHHH BURN!(must include that last part for effect and to avoid painful response)
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by grundig from Great Lakes.
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I walked across this bar w/everyone watching-Don’t make me leave w/o your thong
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by maybe she got loose from her cage at the zoo.
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Guy: Hey, haven’t I seen you before?
Girl: No!
Guy: Oh, okay... well you must have an identical twin living in the baboon cage at the zoo.
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Instant messages
1/29/2010 5:25:55 PM they wont girls are not smart enough to figure this out 12/31/2009 9:27:47 AM say something bitch 12/11/2009 6:08:11 AM of course she is a slut - right slut champ? 12/5/2009 11:19:33 PM hahahahahahaha 11/5/2009 7:06:02 AM are you a slut? 11/1/2009 7:18:18 PM fuck you say something
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
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