 Hey there Hot pants!
Here is a page where you can learn effective, drunken pickup lines. At the bottom of this page there
is a quick easy form where you can add your own clever and drunken pickup lines to this list.
Read down to view the 10 randomly selected items. Hope these lines get you all a lot of action,enjoy Reload page for 10 more random pickup lines
NEW FEATURES - ability to track and view your vote history. Also, there will be a "running" top winners page
so you can see if your submitted pickup lines are in the lead etc.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Linda from MB, CA.
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(leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate into my cat’s litter box.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Jim T. from Riverside, CA.
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Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Linda from MB, CA.
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You look like my mommy. I like my mommy.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Leslie from Glendale, AZ.
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Hey, you’ve got a lawyer’s ass. Yip, it’s firm.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by mossangel from atlanta.
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I promise to purr if you stroke my head.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by DE from time to time.
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If every woman looked like you, the human race would quickly be extinct. So, Wanna makeout?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by tigger from Woodstock ga.
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It’s sad I can’t go to the store to get a pack of
smokes with out running into 9 guys you’ve fucked.
Wanna have some fun since your are such a total fucking whore?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by if you don’t learn some lines from us, you might end up having to bone hairy ass!.
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GUY: Excuse me, do you know what time this bar closes?
GIRL: [some answer]
GUY: Perfect! Knees now bitch!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by one can tell about how much milk will come out from observing the general size of a nipple.
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[GUY] Hi there, have you sucked a huge cock recently?
[GIRL] No!
[GUY] Well, no worries, it will be just like riding a bike as soon as we walk out of this bar so you can get to your knees and start sucking like a baby rabit slut sucking an elephants nipple!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by learn from me.
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Guy: Hey, do you know what time it is?
Girl: Some Answer
Guy: Oh great, it’s cock sucking time - KNEES NOW, BITCH!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Suzanna from Empty.
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Save your breath... you’ll need it to blow up your date.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Roger from Maine.
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Hey darling I love to snatch kisses and vice versa...
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Pirate1 from Utah.
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My face leaves at nine, be on it!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Rachel from VERMONT.
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you have a small penis
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by getting sap sucked from the great oak flesh trunk.
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Hey their sexy. Say, have you ever seen a hamtster use a tree trunk for a tongue depressor?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Bryandav from ne.
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I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.
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